Traffic Signs

I was riding my bicycle.	When I saw a woman lying down.	We fooled around.	Until she was ready.
First she opened one leg.	Then the other...	I put it in.	She complemented me on my size...
...and weight.	After a lot of coming and going...	...we tried different styles...	...and speeds.
When I reached the point of no return...	...she shouted "STOP!"	She said she wasn't on the pill.	My exitement died.
Nine months later she phoned from the hospital.	I was a father.	My world collapsed.	I now walk.